Aaron is so hot right now. Aaron wants to photoshop out tanks in those famous pictures of the Tiananmen Square massacre and replace them with duck tanks like the Penguin rode in Batman Returns. Aaron hurts himself trying to imitate Les Claypool. Aaron eats salsa with his hands. Aaron is exploding with funk. Aaron pretends to be blind in public situations to get sympathy and ice cream from complete strangers. Aaron loves his girlfriend and tries to pretend to be interested when she talks about retirement investments. Aaron is only kidding. Aaron is a fortress of rock. Aaron moves silently through the trees.
Aaron enjoys drinking Leninade. Aaron plays trains with babies. Aaron is an old old wooden ship used during the Civil War era. Aaron doesn't know when to stop. Aaron owes more to Paul McCartney than he would care to admit. Aaron is pretty much tone deaf but makes up for it in attitude. Aaron is a black, Polish, Irish, Argentine, Mexican, Lithuanian, Kazakah, Bavarian, Canadian, Purple, Orange, tangerine, Melon, Apple, Tiger, Papal, Riptide, Assman Jew. Aaron doesn't understand people who say that pardoning Nixon was a good thing for a country. Aaron is cranky and needs a nap. Aaron will challenge you to a hot air balloon race around the world.
Aaron is sorry.
